Welcome to Death Metal Cats
Join the hilarious journey of aging cats reclaiming their death metal glory, one gritty riff at a time! Dive into our digital comic and music sensation, where washed-up felines refuse to fade, battling for a metal comeback with doom-laden songs and rebellious adventures. Embrace the feline chaos!
Feline Rockers Unite!
Clawing Back to Stardom
All songs are written from a cat or cat owner's perspective, with nothing taken too seriously. Every track (if you can call it music!) is crafted for pure comedic fun. Topics range from cat food obsessions, waking up the owner, basking in the sun, to world domination by teasing the neighbor's dog. It’s all about playful mischief and feline antics, delivering humor with every meow and riff!
Discography
Explore the gritty world of death metal cats in action.
The debut album Heavy Peppered Tuna by a chaotic all-cat band was born out of wild jam sessions that felt more like cat fights. In a small studio, these fiercely competitive felines clashed, toppling amps and scratching for dominance. Despite the madness, their raw talent shone through. After landing sponsorship deals from Meow Mix and Fancy Feast, the cats sharpened their focus, refining their sound into a gritty blend of heavy rock and metal. Named after their favorite snack, Heavy Peppered Tuna became an instant hit, showcasing their unpredictable yet undeniable talent.
After the success of Heavy Peppered Tuna, the all-cat band returned to the studio, but chaos reigned again. Hissing, clawing, and shredded amps filled the space as each cat fought for control. Lead guitarists demanded the spotlight, drummers wanted more solos, and vocalists growled for dominance. Sponsors, including Sonor and B.C. Rich Guitars, insisted the music become darker and more focused. Begrudgingly, the band hired a professional producer and reined in their chaos. The result, Reign from the Scratching Post, a polished Death Metal album, captured their tension with eerie riffs and heavy beats. Coming soon!
Heavy Peppered Tuna!
Reigning from the Scratching post!
After releasing Reign from the Scratching Post, the all-cat band returned to the studio with surprising calm. Gone were the hissing, clawing, and shredded amps; the chaos had been tamed. Sponsors like Sonor and B.C. Rich Guitars were thrilled with the band's evolution, as their music had become darker and more refined. The eerie riffs and heavy beats captured the intensity of their past but with a newfound focus. Their next album promises even more depth and power, showing the world that these feline rockers have truly matured while keeping their edge. Coming soon!
Toe Beans of Terror
